what happens next?

I enter my room. The room is dark, so I go and switch on the tubelight. An instant later, the room is lit and I suddenly look at the shabbiness of my room. NO PROBLEM!! I'll just go with it. Maybe just switch off the light and have a nice good sleep.

So, I switch off the light and get under the blanket. It's too hot now and I realize I forgot the fan. SHIT!! Get out of the bed and switch on the fan. Now it's better, but you don't feel like sleeping anymore... Pick up a book and start reading it da! So I pick up and switch on the light (yet again!) and start reading it. You start feeling drowsy... your eyes drooping... you are about to fall asleep... you are almost there... that someone knocks the door!! SHIT!!

Wassup man! Did you check that mail? Did you talk about that thing... did you check out that girl... did you know Pepe Jeans is having 50% discount... bc, bc++, bc 2.0!!! basically another night gone awry :(

moral of the story -- neva mind! :)

Days back then...

Time :: Maybe when I was in my 8th class

I and my gang of 4 others, we would run to our friend's place and grab a stool or a chair and sit in front of the TV and tune to Star World. We would all wait with our mouths wide... very wide... extra wide open.... Why??? Because it was BAYWATCH da!!

Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth were two people who made us look forward in life and expect some really good things... And then there was another favorite of ours... V.I.P!!! How can one ever forget that show which used to come on AXN!! Totally friggin' awesome it was!

Back in those days, I was a confused guy, but life was great back then... I wish I could relive those moments... :( Just for once.

Arbit Musings...

1. The moment a person loses his self-respect, he becomes a corpse... A Walking Corpse.

2. The only reason a man looks at himself in the mirror every morning is because he either finds himself great looking or is in need to prove something...

3. Life is an MST. The points are your various goals in life and you need to construct an MST. Some people plan their journey using their instincts and take a decision which appears the best at that particular time(Kruskal's Algorithm) while others take a decision which will prove beneficial in a long run(Prim's Algorithm.) All I want to say is people following Prim's algorithm need to get a life.

4. Human being by nature is not a sadist but if someone drives him up the wall, he would do a anything to piss off the other guy and totally f**k his case.

Amen x-(

Strange, Stranger and fubar!

An intellectually stimulated guy after watching Om Shanti Om had his own views on the matter.

Sharukh Khan : Agar tum kisi cheez ko paane ki koshish karo to saari kayanat tumhe use milane se nahi rok sakti"

However, this guy X had something else to say here. "The harder you try to achieve something, double the effort is put by the world to completely F**K your case!!"

Think about it, it's actually right! None of our plans ever materialize. Partly 'coz of our laziness but mostly because things around us are so very pissing off... :X

Thanks to Hawkins, the pressure building around us has become so intolerable that upholding on'e Prestige is an uphill struggle.

Phatta of the day
Me (in Amitabh Bachchan style) : Mein orkut mein hoon, mein Facebook mein hoon, mySpace mein hoon, Flickr mein hoon, Photobucket mein hoon, Youtube mein hoon, blip.tv mein hoon... Tu kisme hai bey??

Him (slightly shocked and looking around) : Mein apne room mein hoon...

Till then...
xoxo CRAP BOY :D

On a day, not so cloudy
Standing on the road (like a rowdy)
watching the traffic in marredpally
I saw a beggar, his hair so unruly
just then a hot girl passed by (riding a scooty)
wearing a faded denim capri

Just then my mom called me
and gave me a gujia so yummy

Aah! So crappy!!

I so very desperately wanna write one more poem!! :D

The Attack of the ...

There lies an enemy. You can't hear him. You can't feel him. But you can definitely see him. We are under a threat. Yes! We are under the threat of crappy mails in the LiFe mailing list. Of late, the liFe mailing list has become a platform where disgruntled people can express their views and a few people can show their thumbs up by sending mails which only say --- "Yeah, I too agree!!"

Whether it be lack of telugu movies being screened or the menu in OBH GF or "some ernest requests", Life mailing list is the best way to vent out one's frustration!!!! :P

Moon Shine... :O :D

Fedora 7 was released a couple of days back (for the uninitiated, Fedora 7 is a variant of the GNU/Linux Operating System) and with Kulbir and Gopal writing it off, I was really not sure if I was going to install it. Nevertheless I went ahead and and to say the least, I wasn't disappointed. The most obvious thing was the MoonShine theme. Parachutes in air at night bathing in the moon shine. Had William Wordsworth seen the picture, he would have written a poem :P I opened a terminal and to my surprise, the fonts had changed. I recognised the fonts! They are of Red Hat Enterprise Linux!! :P I immediately made a few changes... Lucida Mac fonts for desktop, A redhat logo for desktop! All in all, Fedora 7 is nice, though I'm not sure if they've made any dramatic change in the OS.

Crappy Point #1 : Ubuntu 7.04 is also great, but then I'll always be loyal to Fedora. I'll use Ubuntu to only rescue my system :P

Crappy Point #2 : It's so friggin' great to write posts like these...

Crappy Point #3 : This need to solve life's mysteries from the simplest of questions is so very typical of renaissance!! :P