1. The moment a person loses his self-respect, he becomes a corpse... A Walking Corpse.
2. The only reason a man looks at himself in the mirror every morning is because he either finds himself great looking or is in need to prove something...
3. Life is an MST. The points are your various goals in life and you need to construct an MST. Some people plan their journey using their instincts and take a decision which appears the best at that particular time(Kruskal's Algorithm) while others take a decision which will prove beneficial in a long run(Prim's Algorithm.) All I want to say is people following Prim's algorithm need to get a life.
4. Human being by nature is not a sadist but if someone drives him up the wall, he would do a anything to piss off the other guy and totally f**k his case.